Random Thoughts (in no particular order)

Do people really go into bathrooms and splash their faces with cold water? Every tense show or movie I watch has at least one character who rushes in the bathroom to do this. 

Make sure you have a professional picture of your child or at least one where they aren’t making a duck face if they ever turn up missing. This is obvious as to why I’m saying this. 

I recently had a friend request from someone who listed that they were an “arthur” in their bio. I didn’t know them, but I felt a strong desire to ask them if they meant “author.” If you don’t know the difference, Google them both.

I have never watched a full episode of either “Friends” or “Seinfeld.” Neither of them appealed to me. I also wish I liked “The Office” as much as Comedy Central shows it. 

If you want to know what people think about you, be around their children when they aren’t around. You’ll find out quickly. Oftentimes it’s confirmation.

#ksmithsays